Sounds like Knoxville, deep in the bible belt... (Tho I've yet to visit The Mouse's Ear club, heh) Lots of churches around here.

As for little images to go with a navagation menu, heck, grab a few off the multitudes of royalty-free image sites? They'll be kind of generic but having something now sounds better than waiting (as you have) forever for someone to draw custom images.