Dumb Prescription Medicine Ad...

Nexium.

(Nexium or nexiain't my baby? No, no, no...)

"My esophagus needed repair."

OK. So you call a plumber, then? Run some half-inch PVC?

Dammit, you'd think if anyone could be intelligent with ads, it'd be pharmaceuticals. Or, at the least, the ad men who get paid eight-figure salaries by the drug companies to justify the massively overpriced product...

Dumb Prescription Medicine Ad...

Nexium.

(Nexium or nexiain't my baby? No, no, no...)

"My esophagus needed repair."

OK. So you call a plumber, then? Run some half-inch PVC?

Dammit, you'd think if anyone could be intelligent with ads, it'd be pharmaceuticals. Or, at the least, the ad men who get paid eight-figure salaries by the drug companies to justify the massively overpriced product...

FILK: Thinking of Jacko

Michael I'm so glad you're not on my TV
Haven't seen your face since they said you weren't guilty
The next time you get caught you might not turn the jury
So beat it, just beat it

You better learn, you better take your warning
Don’t wanna see no news about your ding-a-ling
You wanna get off, just put your hand on your thing
Beat it, but you wanna have fun

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to see or read it
Flog that bishop or spank your monkey
Anything to keep you off my TV
Just beat it, beat it

They’re out to get you, better quit while you can
You're under pressure, pressure from the Man
You wanna stay free, better get with your hand
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you’re not into boys
Stop playin’ with those kids, their tallywhacks ain't toys
The next time you get caught there'll be twenty times the noise
So beat it, but you wanna shoot off

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
'Cause we really really really don't need it
Stretch your salami, rub your pinhead
Just get those kiddos outta your bed

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants a trial- we've seen it!
Yankin' your crank or whackin' your mole
Keepin' it out of a pre-teen bunghole
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants your trial repeated
Autoeroticize until you turn blue
Anything to keep your face off of the news

Just beat it

FILK: Thinking of Jacko

Michael I'm so glad you're not on my TV
Haven't seen your face since they said you weren't guilty
The next time you get caught you might not turn the jury
So beat it, just beat it

You better learn, you better take your warning
Don’t wanna see no news about your ding-a-ling
You wanna get off, just put your hand on your thing
Beat it, but you wanna have fun

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to see or read it
Flog that bishop or spank your monkey
Anything to keep you off my TV
Just beat it, beat it

They’re out to get you, better quit while you can
You're under pressure, pressure from the Man
You wanna stay free, better get with your hand
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you’re not into boys
Stop playin’ with those kids, their tallywhacks ain't toys
The next time you get caught there'll be twenty times the noise
So beat it, but you wanna shoot off

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
'Cause we really really really don't need it
Stretch your salami, rub your pinhead
Just get those kiddos outta your bed

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants a trial- we've seen it!
Yankin' your crank or whackin' your mole
Keepin' it out of a pre-teen bunghole
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants your trial repeated
Autoeroticize until you turn blue
Anything to keep your face off of the news

Just beat it