Re: Taiwan "Boobquake"...
Apr. 26th, 2010 11:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
redneckgaijin... so yes, today Taiwan had a 6.5 earthquake, on the date of "Boobquake."
BUT.
The earthquake happened about 10:35 AM, April 26, 2010... Taiwan time.
Taiwan is on the other side of the International Date Line.
It was still Sunday- late Sunday night- in the United States (aside from a handful of Pacific islands we own) when the Taiwan earthquake happened.
Now, the following theories might be proposed as a result of this:
* God was giving a "warning quake"- as in, don't do it girls, or you'll be sorry;
* God lives in a heavenly realm where time is either non-linear or not in a direct association with the passage of time in the material realm, and thus effect can happen after cause;
* Every female in Guam, Saipan and the Marianas, and American Samoa did the Boobquake thing- to say nothing of, oh, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, South Korea, etc. etc.;
* The Taiwanese Bikini Team triggered the quake by leading the entire island in jumping jacks; or
* God, if he exists, has more important things to take an interest in than cleavage.
As for me... I'm just pissed I stayed at home all day and didn't see even one boobquake participant.
BUT.
The earthquake happened about 10:35 AM, April 26, 2010... Taiwan time.
Taiwan is on the other side of the International Date Line.
It was still Sunday- late Sunday night- in the United States (aside from a handful of Pacific islands we own) when the Taiwan earthquake happened.
Now, the following theories might be proposed as a result of this:
* God was giving a "warning quake"- as in, don't do it girls, or you'll be sorry;
* God lives in a heavenly realm where time is either non-linear or not in a direct association with the passage of time in the material realm, and thus effect can happen after cause;
* Every female in Guam, Saipan and the Marianas, and American Samoa did the Boobquake thing- to say nothing of, oh, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, South Korea, etc. etc.;
* The Taiwanese Bikini Team triggered the quake by leading the entire island in jumping jacks; or
* God, if he exists, has more important things to take an interest in than cleavage.
As for me... I'm just pissed I stayed at home all day and didn't see even one boobquake participant.
