Filk: I Hated Firefly

[redneckgaijin]

Turn it off, don't wanna see
Joss Whedon on my TV
I tried Firefly just to see
Can't give those hours back to me

(Tune: I Shot the Sheriff by Marley)

I hated Firefly, and I will not watch Serenity
I hated Firefly, and I will not watch Serenity

Whenever I go into town
The fandom puts me down.
They say I'm not a true sci-fi fan
Unless I watch Serenity,
Unless I watch Serenity.
But I say:

I hated Firefly, I like TV that makes more sense.
I hated Firefly, don't act like it's a capital offense.

You folks can watch what you want to,
But soap opera gives me pain.
Every time a character dies
Pointlessly, it hurts my brain,
Joss Whedon is jerking my chain.
I say:

I hated Firefly, I've had all that I can take.
I hated Firefly, seems like a bad Blake's 7 remake.

You've got the angry hero,
The moody thief and the clown
The psychic girl and an evil Alliance
Aiming to shoot them down.
Wasn't THAT good the FIRST time around.
I say:

I hated Firefly, and I will not watch Serenity.
I hated Firefly, and I will not watch Serenity.

Angel also annoys me
And don't get me started on Buffy!
But the fandom still goes to the Whedon well,
But one day the bottom will drop out,
Oh, I hope the bottom will drop out.
'Cause I say:

I hated Firefly, and I will not watch Serenity.
I hated Firefly, and I will not watch Serenity.

Andromeda and Enterprise,
Stargate Atlantis burns my eyes,
Forget Firefly, dump BSG,
Bring GOOD sci-fi to my TV...