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... Vernon, my grandmother's husband, came through his hose-in-the-tummy operation all right.

Before going home, we stopped by Sonic, where we experienced proof that Livingston H. S. had let out classes: a jacked-up black rusty pickup speeding around the circuit with Rodney Carrington* blasting from the stereo- not merely loud, not merely drown-out-the-Sonic-outdoor-speakers-loud, but HOLY-FUCK-THAT'S-LOUD, before screeching into a spot to finally order something.

Class, all the way, that boy.

(Rodney Carrington? No, I didn't recognize it. I looked it up when I got home. At the time my jaw was dropping that someone would deliberately blast a song with the refrain, "Titties and beer, titties and beer gawd DAMN I love me them titties and beer, I motherfucking LOVE titties and beer," etc. in Livingston. Boy doesn't know it, but consequences will eventually come of that...)
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