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In fiction, when a college student is ostracised, he becomes a mad scientist, says, "Fools! Arrogant charlatans! I'll show them! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!" and develops a doomsday device which can be circumvented by someone who wears his underwear on the outside.

In real life, the student simply writes a farewell note saying, "Fools! Arrogant charlatans! I'll show you! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!" gets two pistols and hoses people down at random, saving the last bullet for himself.

The real world needs more mad scientists.
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