And while I'm doing filk today...

[redneckgaijin]

This one is based on the webcomic I write, Peter is the Wolf. Tune, with extensions, that of the Beach Boys' Surfer Girl:


Full moon rising in the skies
See it shining in your eyes
You're looking quite strange, little werewolf girl
I watch you twitch and writhe and groan
Prob'ly wish you were alone
But we had a date tonight, werewolf girl

Your clothes are ripping everywhere
As your body grows
Fur and muscle and big teeth now
How was I to know?

Fur conceals your naughty bits
But I can see your huge round FANGS
I can't stop staring, big ol' werewolf girl

Now you stand ten feet or taller
Blocking out the light
I just hope that you won't ask to
Take me for a bite

It's three AM and I am sick
Seven hours of chase the stick
You're not so scary, big ol' werewolf girl

Roam the woods without a stitch
Some might say you are a bitch
But you're a great big puppy, werewolf girl