Dumbass Ad of the Week...

[redneckgaijin]

Travelers Insurance ad: diver in a shark tank is a bit nervous about the sharks circling and ramming his cage. But he's prepared- he has a speargun with an explosive charge on it in his cage, just the thing to discourage those pesky fish! Unfortunately, Clumsy Cousteau fires it upwards, causing his boat to explode and sink into the black bottomless depths... taking the cage, and our fictional Darwin Award nominee, with it.

"Travelers. We'll insure total dipshits. How about you?"

Comments

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

That seems to be their theme. Like the guy who builds the flying rig and takes off over a river...despite being unable to swim.

[lunardiaries.livejournal.com]

Well I hope they insured his buddy on the boat who he killed with that explosive spear! I mean, did they consider someone had to operate the cage crane to lower him? Terrific ;)

Travelers Insurance.

[kyllein.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, yes, they'll Insure total idiots; and at the rates they charge, you can see why. At least this Darwin winner won't be polluting the gene pool...just the Ocean.