Hooters M.D.?

Heart Attack Grill's Naughty Nurses Upset Healthcare Providers

My personal views:

* I'm very likely NOT to eat there. Yes, I like boobs, but I don't like Hooters, strip bars, etc. I have a policy: Never shop at a store that doesn't let you take the merchandise home with you. As for the food, I eat primarily to get full. There are foods I like and foods I don't, but to me dining is not an "experience". Nor do I patronize humorous restaurants- I've been to too many theme restaurants whose humor is essentially limited to, "Embarrass and Abuse The Customers."

* The nurses who object... sorry Lollee... but saying, "Stop sexualizing nurses!" is like saying, "Tide, thou shalt not come in!" Besides, nobody with half a brain will mistake women with dive-bombing necklines and skirt hems higher than the crotch for actual practicing nurses, any more than Hooters girls are mistaken for nocturnal bird fanciers.

* In a nation where the Fat Police are on the march, banning fried foods in New York and proposing other trans-fat bans in Chicago and the entire state of California, the Heart Attack Grill provides a vital public service. HAG is the popular voice shouting, "My arteries are my own responsibility- now gimme my onion rings and mind your own damn business!" If one opens up in Houston, I may just stop by and try a Triple Bypass, not out of hunger or lechery, but as a small political stand against the nanny state.

Oh, and speaking of government, here's today's LYAN Roar on the subject of wind power subsidies...

Hooters M.D.?

Heart Attack Grill's Naughty Nurses Upset Healthcare Providers

My personal views:

* I'm very likely NOT to eat there. Yes, I like boobs, but I don't like Hooters, strip bars, etc. I have a policy: Never shop at a store that doesn't let you take the merchandise home with you. As for the food, I eat primarily to get full. There are foods I like and foods I don't, but to me dining is not an "experience". Nor do I patronize humorous restaurants- I've been to too many theme restaurants whose humor is essentially limited to, "Embarrass and Abuse The Customers."

* The nurses who object... sorry Lollee... but saying, "Stop sexualizing nurses!" is like saying, "Tide, thou shalt not come in!" Besides, nobody with half a brain will mistake women with dive-bombing necklines and skirt hems higher than the crotch for actual practicing nurses, any more than Hooters girls are mistaken for nocturnal bird fanciers.

* In a nation where the Fat Police are on the march, banning fried foods in New York and proposing other trans-fat bans in Chicago and the entire state of California, the Heart Attack Grill provides a vital public service. HAG is the popular voice shouting, "My arteries are my own responsibility- now gimme my onion rings and mind your own damn business!" If one opens up in Houston, I may just stop by and try a Triple Bypass, not out of hunger or lechery, but as a small political stand against the nanny state.

Oh, and speaking of government, here's today's LYAN Roar on the subject of wind power subsidies...