Here we go a-wassailing...

[redneckgaijin]

Bumped by furrymouse, I've been reminded that it's the carolling season again- so post the lyrics of your favorite seasonal song!

Dashing through the snow
In my rusty Chevrolet
Down the road I go
Sliding all the way
I need new piston rings
I need some new snow tires
My car is held together
By a piece of chicken wire

CHORUS:
Rust and smoke, the heater's broke
The door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash
And then I start to pray
The frame is bent, the muffler went
The radio, it's okay
Oh what fun it is to drive
My rusty Chevrolet

I went to the IGA
To get some Christmas cheer
I just passed up my left front tire
And it's getting hard to steer
Skidding down the highway
Right past the Negaunee cops
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop

CHORUS

Bouncing through the snowdrifts
In a big blue cloud of smoke
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's the joke
I have to get to Shopko
To pick up the lay-a-way
'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon
In his big old rusty sleigh

CHORUS

--- "Rusty Chevrolet," Da Yoopers