And, on the lighter side...

[redneckgaijin]

Thing
Thing of thong
On girls it's right
On guys it's wrong
Shows off happy butt-cheeks
I could stare at them for weeks

Thing
Thing of thong
Under clothing
That makes me sing this song
So happy when I see a girl who goes around wearing
That thing
Thing of thong

(tune: Sing a Song by Joe Raposo... I'm a baaaaaaad boy...)

(and be glad I changed the second part to make it cleaner...)