FILK: "Dry Christmas"

[redneckgaijin]

Tune: "Blue Christmas" by Billy Hayes and Jay Johnson

I'll have a dry Christmas without booze
I'll be so dry visiting my Aunt Sue's
Presents wrapped underneath a green tree of fir
In the living room of a teetotaler

Without booze my Christmas is dreary
And of Kool-Aid I'm getting so weary
You can get in your car and drive down to the bar
But I'll have a dry, dry Christmas

I'll have a dry Christmas without booze
Have you got Schlitz or some Guinness I could use?
You're three sheets to the wind at the old Dew Drop Inn
But I'll have a dry, dry Christmas

Some champagne or gin would be so full of win
But I'll have a dry, dry Christmas

(No, I don't actually drink.)

Merry Christmas.