I am SO sick of certain ads...

[redneckgaijin]

I'm QUITE ready for those damn Girls Gone Wild commercials to drop off ANYTIME.

But it's PORN! I hear you cry. Yes, it is. It's porn starring barely legal girls- maybe NOT legal in some states- most of whom look to me like the poster children for Anorexics Anonymous.

I'm not a plumpers fan- no, no- but if you're coming at me with nothing but visual appeal, and trust me that is ALL GGW has to sell, I demand a bit more meat on the bone than THOSE things. I'm not just talking boobs, either- I want to see some ASS, some hip, legs with curves instead of lines.

It's bad enough there's so many underage girls that look like women these days, but I have no use for women who look like little girls- at least not as wanking material.

I don't write off such women in real life- but in real life there is interaction of personality, of mentality, of interests beyond boinking. For porn, there's only story and visual appeal- and with GGW there's not even a story. Given that it has so little to offer, I damn well DO demand better quality than GGW in what it DOES offer.

... no, I don't buy much porn for myself these days, yes I do think virtually all of it sucks, why do you ask?

Comments

[bar1scorpio.livejournal.com]

Actually, you left of the most important part of GGW's turn-off factor. The girls are all quite obviously

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Actually, you left of the most important part of GGW's turn-off factor. The girls are all quite obviously <b.drunk</b>. In real life, having a sloppy drunk girl on you is a major turn off, even if at the beach, on video? Just as bad. And you can't even say something mean to shut her down.

Kris, you're actually in agreement with Stormy Daniels when she was on Loveline. besides her porn 'acting' she's done writing, directing, etc (won a few awards in that area too, if you can imagine.). SHe'd mentioned on how men & women react differently to the "story" in most porn, and that the main question most women have while watching it is the arousal factor, "Why are these two people having sex? What makes them so into each other?" It was kinda an interesting episode... even though Stryker is still a tool. Well, Stormy also appeared in The 40 Year Old Virgin, and The Girl Next Door...

But back to "gone wild"... I've also mentioned this on my Myspace blog, but the commercials I'm really a fan of are the Guys Gone Wild. You realize that these drunk as hell homophobic wannabe alpha male fratboys actually <b>think</b> they're doing this to impress chicks, right? I don't think anybody's bothered to tell them that this is gay porn.

[jinwicked.livejournal.com]

They have "Guys Gone Wild" too now. I'm not sure if it's for women or gay men; I haven't heard from a person of either type that would own up to being interested in it. It basically consists of guys taking off their shirts and flashing their junk at a camera.

Um. No.

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

From the commercials I've seen, I have to assume they're being targeted to....

...um....

...gay frat boys.

I think.

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

A frighteningly large market.