redneckgaijin

Link from

omorka:

http://mithras.blogs.com/blog/bradshaw.pdf

A quote:

Before proceeding further, the Court notes that this
case involves two extremely likable lawyers, who
have together delivered some of the most amateurish
pleadings ever to cross the hallowed causeway into
Galveston, an effort which leads the Court to surmise
but one plausible explanation. Both attorneys have
obviously entered into a secret pact--complete with
hats, handshakes and cryptic words--to draft their
pleadings entirely in crayon on the back sides of
gravy-stained paper place mats, in the hope that the
Court would be so charmed by their child-like efforts
that their utter dearth of legal authorities in their
briefing would go unnoticed. Whatever actually
occurred, the Court is now faced with the daunting
task of deciphering their submissions. With Big
Chief tablet readied, thick black pencil in hand, and a
devil-may-care laugh in the face of death, life on the
razor's edge sense of exhilaration, the Court begins.