redneckgaijin

12:13:31: @DannyValentini Cheesecake would be PG-13; Mud Pie, I think, would be very XXX.
12:24:17: @AKOTAS I can't place the miser one.
12:31:02: @AKOTAS Never read the one (or even heard of it), never have seen the other.
12:33:11: Whether you wear your sins on your chest or hide them, you will be clubbed over the head with symbolism. #literaryclassicsinonesentence
12:34:58: Moral: if a whale takes your leg but you survive, God might be trying to tell you to quit the whaling biz. #literaryclassicsinonesentence
12:37:02: Not matter how scary some people are, the South knows no greater evil for children than poor white trash. #literaryclassicsinonesentence
21:01:59: @artphr33k Congratulations! Looking forward to seeing you there!